Friday 8 November, 2024

16 hilarious tweets anyone who grew up Catholic will relate to

Everyone else: “And with your spirit.” You, loudly: “AND ALSO WITH YOU.”

1. “And also with you” – A surefire way of identifying those who haven’t been to Mass since last Christmas.

- Peace be with you
- "And also"....I mean "And with your spirit"

A sure way of exposing yourself as a Christmas blow-in.#MassTweets
— Ronan Sharkey (@Sharkronan) December 25, 2014

Ronan Sharkey / Twitter

2. Ah, Catholic guilt.

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3. Ah, memories of trying to dislodge the communion from the roof of your mouth with your tongue.

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4. Seriously, it would be on its knees.

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5. THE SHAME.

Nothing more awkward when you're going in for a handshake at the sign of peace and get rejected
— Thomas Minutella (@thomasminutella) April 26, 2015

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6. “Amen. Am I right, ladies?”

I once knew a guy so vain that he used to take "body of Christ" as a personal compliment during mass.
— Colm Tobin (@colmtobin) October 6, 2012

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7. bursts into tears

When the priest accidentally touches my tongue while distributing communion #CatholicProbs pic.twitter.com/xMHxrXaEV5
— Alex Davis (@AlexAlexdimeo) March 4, 2015

Alex Davis / Twitter

8. See also: wearing a fluorescent club wristband to Mass.

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9. It’s a vicious circle, really.

My first confession I had nothing to confess so I made something up and then felt bad for lying to the priest. That's Catholicism for you.
— Frankie McGinty (@FrankieMcGinty) December 31, 2012

Frankie McGinty / Twitter

10. Same, tbh.

Being a Catholic, whenever I hear "May the Force be with you" my instinctive response is "and also with you."
— Patrick Chovanec (@prchovanec) November 14, 2015

Patrick Chovanec / Twitter

11. “Yes, Mam, Fr. Kelly gave a lovely Mass”

Who said Last Mass? In case my Ma asks me later.
— Dr Panti Bliss-Cabrera (@PantiBliss) February 24, 2013

Panti Bliss / Twitter

12. ;)

"Peace be with you"
"And also with you"
*chest bumps priest*
— El Guapo Diablo (@RyanxTennis) October 26, 2014

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13. Care to comment, Pope Francis?

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14. Ash Wednesday: when you pray you end up with a cross on your forehead and not some half-arsed smudge

Ash Wednesday used to be my favorite day in Catholic school because the priest would mark your forehead and I felt like Simba
— 𝕃𝕒𝕦𝕣barian (@SupLauren) March 5, 2014

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15. “What are you saying?” “I’m saying sorry for fighting with my sister.” “Grand, I’m using that as well.”

Crowdsourcing sins from other children in the queue while we waited for first confession. #growingupcatholic
— Colette Browne (@colettebrowne) July 25, 2015

Colette Browne / Twitter

16. We’ve all been there.

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16 hilarious tweets anyone who grew up Catholic will relate to

1. “And also with you” – A surefire way of identifying those who haven’t been to Mass since last Christmas.

2. Ah, Catholic guilt.

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3. Ah, memories of trying to dislodge the communion from the roof of your mouth with your tongue.

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4. Seriously, it would be on its knees.

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5. THE SHAME.

6. “Amen. Am I right, ladies?”

7. *bursts into tears*

8. See also: wearing a fluorescent club wristband to Mass.

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9. It’s a vicious circle, really.

10. Same, tbh.

11. “Yes, Mam, Fr. Kelly gave a lovely Mass”

12. ;)

13. Care to comment, Pope Francis?

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14. Ash Wednesday: when you pray you end up with a cross on your forehead and not some half-arsed smudge

15. “What are you saying?” “I’m saying sorry for fighting with my sister.” “Grand, I’m using that as well.”

16. We’ve all been there.

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15 tweets that wonderfully sum up what it is to be an Irish man >

20 hilarious Irish tweets that will make you laugh every time >

7. bursts into tears